You're not wondering where the mummy came from?! It came from the pyramid, where else is he supposed to come from? Mummy money. And you're not surprised? - Not particularly. See, only the person at the top of the pyramid gets any money. The boss wants his cut of the money, or we'll be six feet under. No, no, no, no, don't eat that five! - Hey, I was still working on that! - Sorry, ma'am. Us, big money cowboy millionaires? Broke? Get that cash out of your mouth! Give me that! Hurry. This pyramid scheme is going to leave you broke, Titans. We are cowboys, hombre! What's next, Sheriff? Get out there and recruit more deputies! Yee-haw! - Hungry, partner? - I'm not eating your filthy money. I am not the prisoner! Bang bang! And I'm no pregnant woman. You are not cowboys, and there are no mummies in a pyramid scheme! You are participating in a fraudulent business. This is why it's called a pyramid scheme! - Here you go! - I love moneys! Great! Now, you're my money deputies.Д¬ool! Reach for the sky, compadres! - Bangs, bangs! Horse, horse! - Yee-haw! Lookin' good, y'all. They're just to trick you into thinking you have some sort of status. You don't give money to make money! That's like paying to have a job. We want to wear badges and eat money! You want in, huh? Well, it's super easy.

Ooh! What is the money sheriff? It's kind of like being president of your own company, but with a badge. Ooh, sparkly! - So, where did you get all this cash? From the pyramid scheme, yo! I signed up and now I'm a money sheriff. I just gots more money than I can spend, so I am thinking of new ways to use it, check it! Well, I bought a gold boat Bought a gold star Bought a gold bear Put him in a gold car Bought a gold fridge Filled it with some gold food Bought a gold me I call him the gold dude I'm makin' that money That pyramid mummy money I'm makin' money That pyramid scheme money Makin' that money The pyramid mummy money I'm making money The pyramid scheme money - # I stack my money brick by brick # - # Yeah! # Check my gold fronts I go lick, lick, lick Need a new wallet 'cause my money don't fit Bought a gold bomb that go tick, tick, tick Makin' that money That pyramid mummy money I'm making money That pyramid scheme money Makin' that money That pyramid mummy money I'm makin' money That pyramid scheme money Oh! Here's your birthday present, by the way. Cash salad? Any good? - Hmm, not really. Ew, no way! Hard labor is for criminals and pregnant ladies.Д«ut, if you lives on the top with the mummy, - you can get rich! - Well, technically, yes, but Cyborg is gonna get the most expensive present ever! Just give me a card.Д¬ough up that dough! - What are you doing to Beast Boy? - He was eating a cash salad, and I refuse to stand by and watch money being wasted.

Not that kind of pyramid! A pyramid scheme is an unsustainable business model, that promises payments to participants, based on the amount of additional people they enroll in the business, instead of focusing on the sale of goods or services to the public.ДЄs you can see here, the exponential growth of the 'business', will eventually cause the entire operation to collapse, leaving the participants at the bottom of the pyramid bankrupt, while those at the top walk away rich.Дid the mummies build the pyramids? There are no mummies! It's not a literal pyramid! My point is there's no such thing as easy money.

This is a pyramid scheme! Whoa, pyramid, as in mummies? I'm not sure you should do business with mummies. You're making me sound like a monster! - I have to gets a job, so I can afford the expensive presents Cyborg wants! You don't! You really don't! Let me guess, Beast Boy, you're going to get a job at the pie shop. You guys know how much he loves expensive gifts. That's not true! What kind of person do you think I am? Yeah, yeah, this has definitely happened before. If I don't get him an expensive gift, - it can ruin our friendship. It's just I can't afford the birthday present Cyborg really wants! Wait, haven't we been through this before? And besides, my birthday is like months away. 1 'Pyramid Scheme' Beast Boy, your sadness is leaking from your eyeholes.

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